I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
Tumblr on November 1st
A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole
This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!
What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in it so it looks like blood
Woah, easy there Satan.
thats a horrifying idea but its brilliant
"The rate of police killings of black Americans is nearly the same rate of lynchings in the early decades of the 20th century."
Never forget that the Ferguson police left Mike Brown’s body out in the hot summer sun, uncovered for more than 5 hours. Sound familiar? #staywoke #farfromover